Clive's Twitter poetry gets social media love
LOOSE unit and millionaire mining magnate Clive Palmer's Twitter has officially and deliciously cooked it.
The Queensland businessman and former politician - who remains locked in an ugly legal battle following the collapse of Queensland Nickel - seems to have finally cracked, firing off a series of bizarre tweets.
Lamington ladies
— Clive Palmer (@CliveFPalmer) March 2, 2017
Tamborine babies
Who knows
Who goes
Love flows.
To block
To stare
To care
Not there
Not there
Not there.
Lamington ladies.
Maybe he's gunning for a new career as Australia's edgiest poet, or maybe it's code to communicate with his missing-in-action business partner and nephew Clive Mensink, but whatever the case, it is making for an interesting read.
Rain In my heart
— Clive Palmer (@CliveFPalmer) March 1, 2017
Rain on my roof
Rain rain rain On you Rain
Let freedom rain
Let love rain
Let freedom rain
Be all you can be
Freedom rain
It started with an obsession with junk food and his journey to weight loss, then came the haikus... so many haikus.
Take a pie in your left hand hand
— Clive Palmer (@CliveFPalmer) February 28, 2017
Apply BBQ sauce
Take another pie in your right hand
Bring them together
Bite#clivespiesandwhich
Whatever the case, Twitter is loving it.
Lamington ladies
— Clive Palmer (@CliveFPalmer) March 2, 2017
Tamborine babies
Who knows
Who goes
Love flows.
To block
To stare
To care
Not there
Not there
Not there.
Lamington ladies.